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Istanbul, not Constantinople... nor Turkey

Istanbul cityscape
Ah, Istanbul. Never has a city been so at odds with the country that surrounds it. It's usually the capital that feels like this. I've always found Vienna to be staid and stuffy and full of its own self-importance when compared to the rest of lovely, country-bumpkinesque Austria. Even Graz, Austria's second largest city, with a population of a quarter of a million, considers itself quite rightly to be nothing but a big village. And the pumping vivacity of Amsterdam, sometimes a tad too hyper, feels out of place in the laid-back Netherlands. Istanbul might not be its capital but it is the complete opposite of Turkey.

Istanbul is all the things that Turkey isn't and isn't any of the things that Turkey is. I'll explain.

Food
Turkish eating habits seem incredibly conservative. Once you've had your fill of kebabs, the often bland pastries, and the occasional sloppy school dinner at a lokanta, your options are quite limited, and foreign food isn't one of them. The two independent pizza and pasta joints I saw in smalltown Turkey had both closed down. Chain garbagemongers like Dominos Pizza and Burger King had a sprinkling in the larger cities but that was as dangerously international as the food got. Of course, in Istanbul it's another story. There are restaurants that take Turkish food to another level and plenty of places where you can eat internationally if you need to. And, believe me, after cycling for five weeks in rural Turkey you'd probably need to.

Beer
Finding a beer, especially if you want to drink it sat on a terrace, can be impossible in a lot of Turkish villages and towns. In Istanbul it's a doddle. Istanbul still isn't London or Munich or, come to think of it, absolutely anywhere else in non-Muslim Europe, but if you steer clear of minaret-to-the-maximum Sultanahmet, where alcohol cannot be sold within one hundred metres of a mosque, you won't have a problem. Outside of Istanbul, and especially the farther you go from Istanbul, the bars that do exist, of which there are not many, are often dark and dingy, designed to prevent those outside from seeing inside, like British betting shops. I'm not sure if this is to protect the identity of the drinkers or to prevent those outside from being joyfully sucked into its alcoholic decadence.

Honesty
I'm glad I left Istanbul to the end of my Turkish adventure. For one, the rest of Turkey would have been a disappointment architecturally and culturally, but I also think I would have trusted people a lot less, and it was by trusting that I met so many wonderful people throughout Turkey. If I gave too much money at a petrol station while buying water, it was always returned. The one time I accidentally left behind a small pile of coins after taking a juice break at a garage I found a couple of blokes waiting half an hour down the main road with open arms. I think they would have pounced on me had I not stopped. They returned the money, and it was only about €2. I don't know anywhere else that this sort of thing might have happened.

In Istanbul, scams are as prevalent as Turkish Delight. Aside from simple restaurant overcharging, others are more ingenious. We were the target of one. Walking across Galata Bridge behind a shoeshine man we noticed that he'd dropped his brush. We called after him. He turned around, picked it up and thanked us. Then, seemingly as an afterthought, he offered to clean my shoes for free. I'd read about opportunistic scams and so I was a little wary. In this case I was especially wary because I wasn't sure how shiny he expected to get my grey, grubby, slowly disintegrating trainers. I politely declined. After a quick Google we realised that he, or at least this type of scam, is famous. Apparently, during the free shine, he tells some guff about his wife having the plague and his kids having nothing to eat but polonium on toast and lyingly tries to guilt cash out of you. The Lovely Nina was impressed by how 'street' I'd been. (She lived in London for ages and thinks I'm a bit of a yokel.) The next day we saw him try it on someone else, and then he did us again, the chump. It was very tempting to pick up his fallen brush, shout, "Oi, looking for this?" and then lob it into the Bosphorus.

Beauty and atmosphere
Istanbul has the Bosphorus and the Golden Horn, both stuffed full of boats, in which to reflect the illuminated mosques as the sun starts to set. Then there's Hagia Sophia, first completed in 360 AD, and the solid Galata Tower from 1348, standing above Beyoğlu like a swollen version of Rapunzel's fortress. If any of Turkey's other cities has buildings to match these - and I saw a few of those cities - then it kept them well hidden.

There's also the feel of Istanbul. The sensual assault of the Spice Market fills the nose with unlocatable aromas and the eyes with colours yet to be invented. And then there was the Grand Bazaar, the largest market in the world. While selling mostly tat, it never felt more alive than when a thunderstorm caused its drains to burst, sending a slurry of, erm, yesterday's kebabs down the main thoroughfare and a tidal wave of shoppers running for their lives, or at least the lower two inches of their trousers.

I read the blog of a pair of cyclists the other day and they said how they'd liked Turkey but hadn't loved it. I know what they mean. The roads can be rough, the winds tiring, the scenery monotonous and the food predictable. What saves the country as a whole is its people, the friendliest in Europe (so far).

While it would be unfair to say that this isn't true of those in Istanbul, the scammers and restaurants touts can make it feel like that. If you're looking for a pleasant biking holiday, then there are a lot of better options - Austria, Belgium, France, Italy or Spain (plus, perhaps, some of the 25 countries that I've still to visit) - but you won't find people in any of those places more interested in what you are doing. And you won't drink as many freely offered glasses of tea either.(Oh yes, don't come during Ramadan when the free tea dries up as it did for me towards the end of July). And if you haven't been yet, you have to visit Istanbul, but don't think that the rest of Turkey is anything like it, because it isn't, for better and worse.

 

 

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Hi, I'm Steven Primrose-Smith, otherwise known as The UniCyclist – one bloke, two wheels, two degree courses, one portable university and 50 capital cities. Nice to meet you!

I'm 40-year-old full-time student with The Open University and University of Wales, Lampeter. I got my first degree in 2008 in Philosophy and English from the OU and I'm currently planning my dissertation for an MA in philosophy with Lampeter as well as working through the necessary modules at the OU to get a degree in maths and another in physical science. The aim, once all these courses are done, is to be a well-rounded private tutor covering as many subjects as possible. But that's three years away. I might get squashed by a truck before then.

For 15 years I was a technical author and internet software developer, but other jobs that I've been paid for include (in order, from age 14): delivering newspapers, stocking supermarket shelves, working in a video shop cum off licence cum sunbed centre, playing a synthesizer (with one finger) in an awful band called The Slaves of Circumstance, buying electronic components, playing a synthesizer (now with two fingers) in an even worse band called Tuco Talks, graphic design, laying out newspapers, writing computer games, selling software online, knocking up websites, performing comedy, doing voices for radio ads, writing magazine articles, teaching people how to improve their computer skills, writing comedy sketches and, most recently, maths tutoring.

I did my first cycling tour in 1994 when I had a week on very windy Orkney. Shortly afterwards I was working in Austria and only did the occasional weekend tour although I had many a tipsy day-ride with friends out into the vineyards south of Graz. It wasn't until 2007 that I decided to get a bit more serious when I did an 11-day tour of western Andalusia. But the longest ride to date - in 2009 - was from the Isle of Man to the Costa del Sol, through the UK, France and Spain, lasting 32 days and covering 2,688 kilometres. It was that ride that gave me the idea for this one.

Other things I love doing include playing my guitar and keyboard (now with more than two fingers, but still not all of 'em), sailing, walking in the mountains, running, swimming and cooking.

This life is damn short, and it can be snatched away at any given moment. Whatever it is you want to do, just do it. Don't hang around. In other words, literally or metaphorically, get on your bike!

To find out more about the ride, including the rough route I'm planning to follow, or to donate money to the charities I'm cycling for, please have a look at my website at www.UniCycle50.com. And if you have any questions or would like to meet up, please email me at steven@unicycle50.com. See you on the road!
 


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