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The Hill of Crosses
Every country that ever freed itself from an evil oppressor found a way to celebrate its release, but few countries have done it with as much style, beauty and humour as Lithuania. There are two options when it comes to having the last laugh: the first is to create something from the heart and the second is to stick up two fingers and really split your sides. Lithuania does both.

The city of Siauliai, in the north of the country, sits on a plain. Despite the flatlands that surround it, a hill has appeared. Now, if you've read either of my two blogs before, you'll know that I'm in no way religious, and, yes, what happened on his hill has everything to do with God but, more importantly, everything to do with being human.

In 1795, Lithuania became a part of the Russian Empire, a curse it wouldn't truly shake off until just over twenty years ago. Uprisings against the Russians would periodically happen and Lithuanians would die with their bodies lost in forests, never to be returned to their families. People took to remembering their unburiable loved ones with a cross on this hill. During Soviet reign, religion was banned. Still, the crosses came. The KGB stationed men around the hill to prevent the addition of crosses. They also twice builldozed the site and even went as far as to scheme a reservoir plan that would put it under water. Even so, by the 1980s, after all this time, the hill only had a couple of thousand crosses.

Then, on the 11th March 1990, liberation came and the people of this little country, with a population of just over 3 million, had the freedom to follow their faith and, by extension, to add crosses to the hill. And they did. And then people abroad heard about the hill and they started coming to Lithuania to add their own crosses too. One of those people was Pope John Paul II. He came here in 1993, added a cross, and celebrated mass for around a hundred thousand people.

The hill is now the most surreal religious location I've ever seen, bunches of smaller crosses hanging from larger crosses in an almost infinite regression - several hundreds of thousands of them - each one a symbol of a loved ones who died, or prayers for those still managing to cling on. There is more beauty and humanity on this tiny hill than in the grandest cathedral. This place was built with love, not money. For me, it's not the release of godliness here that is to be celebrated - I have no connection to that - but the release of what a nation really wanted for decades that was suppressed by the Russian Empire and then the USSR. They wanted to express love for someone and they were denied that. Freedom eventually overcame all.

Less serious is another magnificent Lithuanian gesture of freedom. In 1997, the bohemian residents of Užupis, a once-neglected district of Lithuania's capital, Vilnius, declared independence. They had an anthem and a flag and an army of 11. To understand the tongue-in-cheekedness of their claim, their national day is April 1. But what is the point of this elaborate joke? It's simply because they can. In the centuries previously, even a jokey insurrection would have been quashed. Now Lithuania was free. Satire was possible. And like all good satire, the humour is allowed to be daft but the message is serious. Once again, freedom overcame all.

The impression one gets is that liberty is very important for Lithuanians. It's odd coming here not long after Belarus. Life there seemed to be getting along adequately, albeit under a dictatorship. But if Lukashenko, the boss of Belarus, didn't want a hill full of crosses or a silly breakaway republic - with a constitution that claims that a dog has the right to be a dog - it simply wouldn't happen. Sometimes it's the little victories that are the most important.

Jolanta, the director of tourism in Vilnius, who gave me a certificate signed by the mayor, said that I could now be an ambassador for Lithuania. Yes, I can. Come here. It's nice. And it's free.

 

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About The UniCyclist

Hi, I'm Steven Primrose-Smith, otherwise known as The UniCyclist – one bloke, two wheels, two degree courses, one portable university and 50 capital cities. Nice to meet you!

I'm 40-year-old full-time student with The Open University and University of Wales, Lampeter. I got my first degree in 2008 in Philosophy and English from the OU and I'm currently planning my dissertation for an MA in philosophy with Lampeter as well as working through the necessary modules at the OU to get a degree in maths and another in physical science. The aim, once all these courses are done, is to be a well-rounded private tutor covering as many subjects as possible. But that's three years away. I might get squashed by a truck before then.

For 15 years I was a technical author and internet software developer, but other jobs that I've been paid for include (in order, from age 14): delivering newspapers, stocking supermarket shelves, working in a video shop cum off licence cum sunbed centre, playing a synthesizer (with one finger) in an awful band called The Slaves of Circumstance, buying electronic components, playing a synthesizer (now with two fingers) in an even worse band called Tuco Talks, graphic design, laying out newspapers, writing computer games, selling software online, knocking up websites, performing comedy, doing voices for radio ads, writing magazine articles, teaching people how to improve their computer skills, writing comedy sketches and, most recently, maths tutoring.

I did my first cycling tour in 1994 when I had a week on very windy Orkney. Shortly afterwards I was working in Austria and only did the occasional weekend tour although I had many a tipsy day-ride with friends out into the vineyards south of Graz. It wasn't until 2007 that I decided to get a bit more serious when I did an 11-day tour of western Andalusia. But the longest ride to date - in 2009 - was from the Isle of Man to the Costa del Sol, through the UK, France and Spain, lasting 32 days and covering 2,688 kilometres. It was that ride that gave me the idea for this one.

Other things I love doing include playing my guitar and keyboard (now with more than two fingers, but still not all of 'em), sailing, walking in the mountains, running, swimming and cooking.

This life is damn short, and it can be snatched away at any given moment. Whatever it is you want to do, just do it. Don't hang around. In other words, literally or metaphorically, get on your bike!

To find out more about the ride, including the rough route I'm planning to follow, or to donate money to the charities I'm cycling for, please have a look at my website at www.UniCycle50.com. And if you have any questions or would like to meet up, please email me at steven@unicycle50.com. See you on the road!
 


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